guy: so yeah, like, its Alice In Wonderland but with a dark-
me: [already asleep]
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guy: it’s a fairy tale, but it’s a retelling where there are no happy en–
me: [literally in a coma]
Girl: so it’s a classic fairytale, but instead of Prince Charming the princess will be kissed awake by a female knight.
Me: [Awakens from an eternal death sleep] Go on.
i say we start a meme where we take jokes that don’t work in other languages and translate them without explanation maybe only tagging with the original language and confuse the heck out of everyone on tumblr who’s not in on the meme like
in italian we say “prince light blue” (prince azzurro) instead of “prince charming” and i just saw a joke that in english would be “if you can’t find your prince charming, the solution is to take a random dude from the street and paint him”
imperiodean asked:
I went to WDW last month with my sister, mom, and grandma and I made them wait in line to meet Peter. I had to hold in my tears because I didn't want him to see me cry and when we got up there he asked me and my sister if we had a brother. We told him no and he said ' Oh well I could be your brother. I could get you food and I could protect you from pirates." It wasn't much but it was one of the best moments of my life because Peter Pan is my everything.
panfans answered:
Yo ok what if there was a Cinderella story where Cinderella is a trans woman and that’s really why her stepmom treats her like shit and won’t let her go to the ball and when the prince and his men come around looking to try the slipper on every woman in the land her stepmom tells the prince there aren’t any women left in the house because she insists that Cinderella is a man, but Cinderella comes out and the prince recognizes her and says something along the lines of “well I’d say that’s a woman if I ever saw one”
That would explain the shoe size not being common among women as well.
BRUH
I need to kiss you so badly. One of those kisses where I’m pressing against you as much as possible and my hands are in your hair and moving down your back, clutching to you in any way I can, kissing you as deeply as possible and thinking you’re mine, mine, mine.
Me, to you (via heartsworldsapart)
My husband and I are surprising our 6 year old by taking him to Disney for his b-day tomorrow. We’ve been in the car for 4+ hours and he still thinks we are on our way home from school. He keeps saying “looks like we’re almost home!” 😂
Bless his heart.
Update: we arrived to Disney World, he thinks we took a wrong turn and is very concerned about who is going to feed our cat.
god imagine being a disney channel kid for a few years and then just being set for the rest of your life. you’d never have to work again
is the lifelong lasting shame of being known as “a disney channel kid” really worth it
financial stability is worth anything lawyermorty